As tattoos gain popularity, it's actually becoming quite rare to find people without one.
I've always got tattoos on the brain, and when I was watching a Tony Abbott press conference, I began to wonder what tattoo he would get.
He's too busy ruining the country, so I've gone ahead and created a list of possible tattoo ideas.
A southern cross tattoo with "fuck off, we're full" because he and his government have an issue with people coming to this country, despite he and his family doing the same.
The name Rupert in traditional style banner and heart
A huge portrait of Gina Reinhart (similar to her likeness in this Tony Abbott - Happy parody)
, however there's a chance they may run out of ink.
Suppositories (arranged like a Chinese symbol, a popular tattoo trend a decade ago), with them translating to the word wisdom, thanks to this slip up
An anatomically correct heart - because he clearly doesn't have one (he needs a brain, too).
But what I think what suits him best is this Japanese yokai, the Gaki (also known as Preta).
"are believed to have been false, corrupted, compulsive, deceitful, jealous or greedy people in a previous life. As a result of their karma, they are afflicted with an insatiable hunger for a particular substance or object. Traditionally, this is something repugnant or humiliating, such as human corpses or feces, though in more recent stories, it can be anything, however bizarre." (Wikipedia)
as Tony likes to say, "shit happens", and at the moment it's happening in Australia. All that ever seems to come from the man's mouth is crap, so this may not be all difficult for him to stomach.
I went onto social media to see what other people thought. Inked Australia was kind enough to share my tweet. Here are my favourites from the replies I received:
* The word 'twat' - @Inked_Australia
* A portrait of his great love Rupert Murdoch - @GBO26
* 2 men making love - @yesitsLB
If this blog post wasn't obvious enough, I am no fan of the Australian Prime Minister or his government. This is all a bit of fun, but what is happening in Australia is no joke.
I cannot support or respect people who quite obviously are being controlled by billionaire puppet masters.
Their disgusting, inhumane treatment of asylum seekers is deplorable. Their plan to attack the disabled, the elderly and genuine job seekers is a ploy to keep the rich, rich and the poor, poor.
Open your eyes and see what's happening - it's only going to get worse.
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